Hello Commons, here is the third chapter of Running: How To Torture Yourself And Enjoy It |The Unvictimized Edition|, a satirical self-help book about running that’s more about its author than anything else. Please enjoy. See the bottom of this post for more info.
How To Run
Go For A Run
Just go outside and do it.
Hush up mortal, the shaman is speaking. Lace up your shoes – or go barefoot, if you’re into it – and go run.
Stop your thinking! I don’t want to hear it, nothing you can say is an acceptable excuse to not run. You are a human being – a hairless monkey living on a rock spinning around a ball of fire, blasting through an infinity of empty space that is occupied by other rocks and balls of fire.
In other words: you don’t matter, and neither do your foul-smelling mouth noises that you call excuses.
So, just go for a run.
Just fucking do it. Bitch.
As I said above, Running: How To Torture Yourself And Enjoy It |The Unvictimized Edition| is a satirical self-help book about running that’s more about its author than anything else. It is also the first book of the First Spiral, a longer story called The Highest One Writing.
The Highest One Writing is a story about an author told through the books he wrote. It starts with a self-help book and ends with the destruction of Existence. Also, it may or may not take you to the depths of insanity and back.
Running is available to read for free in its entirety on my website. Click here to check it out.
I’ve written a few other books, too. Click here to see the list.
If you like Running and would like to help support my work, buy a copy of the book here.
Be well Commons~