How To Run – Running |The Unvictimized Edition| #4

Chapter 3
How To Run

Go For A Run

Just go outside and do it.

Hush up, mortal, the shaman is speaking. Lace up your shoes – or go barefoot if you’re into it – and go run.

Stop your thinking! I don’t want to hear it, nothing you can say is an acceptable excuse to not run. You are a human being – a hairless monkey living on a rock spinning around a ball of explosions as they blast through an infinity of empty space occupied by other rocks and balls of explosions and nobody knows what else!

In other words, your existence does not matter and neither do the foul-smelling mouth noises you call excuses.

So, just go for a run.

Just fucking do it.

Bitch.


This has been chapter 3 of the book Running: How To Torture Yourself And Enjoy It |The Unvictimized Edition|. Here is everything you need to know about it:

Running: How To Torture Yourself And Enjoy It
|The Unvictimized Edition|

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