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Life – Flowers (1/33)

Peace

“…slow eternities pass in slumber.”


Life

Leeme ‘lone.

A soft mutter muffled by four blankets, two of which are just sheets. The prodding continues.

He rolls over and groans, “Leeme ‘lone, doot,” into his pillow.

Heat. Moist, putrid heat on his face, it’s…

‘My breath.’

He rolls himself back over and draws two lungfuls of dry, ashen air through his mouth and can’t help but smile at the skunky taste of it. The taste of home. He drifts…

Yet another blunt prod, this one into his gut, this one coming from what feels like a rubber sledgehammer. He bats at it like a young cat would a dangling string but hits nothing.

“Doooot stop, I’m tryna sleeh…” as he drifts back into darkness.

A few slow eternities pass in slumber. Then appears a light, a dim sphere of glow that only gets larger as he approaches it. But he’s not approaching it, and there is no it, it’s just… it’s like the world is opening up beneath his eyelids, almost like he’s squinting but in the opposite direction. He can see the apartment, the smudgy walls, the clunky street sign table in the middle. That ancient zebra recliner they just had to haul all the way home from that seedy garage sale near the center of town a month ago. He can see a hairy leg, too, just one toothpickish leg standing up on the bed while the other leg, reeled back out of sight, prepares to swing forward and prod him in the gut again. That’s just the thing about being prepared, though – circumstances tend to change all on their own, and no matter how far up Shit’s Creek one may row, their paddle can always be snatched away by the current.

From behind closed eyelids Howie watches himself catch the falling boot with one hand and flip its owner off the bed. There comes a loud noise, closer to a thud than a crash but too resemblant of both to be defined as either, and thus the cold winter winds of January begin to blow.

“OH the fuck you did not,” the fallen thinman growls, clawing furiously at the bed with both hands. “Boy you best be up out’a that bed before I get to my feet, do not test me Howie!”

Howie, watching this jumble of hands and wrinkly bedsheets slowly darken and fade away, does not get up out’a that bed. Not until he’s rolled off of it, and even then he only opens his eyes–

‘burning light stinging Goddamn that hurts’

–because the sudden throbbing presence dead center in his forehead commands him to do so.

“Man, what the fuck? I was–”

“You wuz passin’ out like a Goddamn junkie is what you were doin’, Hoots. You know I don–”

“I know plen’y,” Howie says as he rolls onto his back. He swings his hands before himself in an attempt to bat his surroundings away, yet the bulblight continues to hurt Howie’s closed eyes. “Where’s Roscoe? I need–”

“Man you need’a get your damned life together, this shit’s ridiculous.” Two strong, wiry hands grip Howie by the love handles, but this only makes him squirm back towards the bed. “What, suddenly you don’t like me takin’ up a hunk a’your muffins? Man get the fuck up.”

“Roscoe, I need–”

Howie bumps his head on the bed frame – the metal frame underneath the trundle bed, that is – just lightly enough to break his crawl. There’s silence as he grips the bed and leverages himself up, yet he can somehow tell a certain pair of arms were just folded nearby. Those arms are always folding up these days.

“Where’s Roscoe?” asks Howie as he lets go of the bed. He wobbles a bit, unconsciously sways his weight back and forth between his feet. Settles into balance. Presses a palm to his forehead. “I have a damn headache; I’m not in the mood for games, Player Two. Where is Roh–”

“He’s right where y’left him, if I had to guess,” arrives, dripping with attitude, in Howie’s ears. “Wherever that may be. Hey, know what?” follows in a piercingly cheery voice, then the lashing continues with, “Maybe you left Roscoe in that one place you go on the nights I make you sleep on your lonesome, because that’s exactly where ya goin’ tonight! Peace, dude!”

Howie watches this living construct of matchsticks and dental floss march over to the door, his muscles and skabs flexing with self-dignity and all that other junk he keeps in that double-wide surprise of a trunk he’s got on him, and throw the door open. Gargoyles of night air fly in on wings of shattered ice and cut Howie through to his core. He falls down on one knee – almost goes down on both – his being taken so thoroughly by the shivers.

“C’mon, get goin’ now. You wan’a take a knee for me you can do it when you’re sober. Now–”

“Roscoe, ‘man. C’mon, just go get Roscoe.”

No answer is spoken. Howie, forgetting to stand all the way up, cracks his lids to reveal a black sliver of pupil surrounded by bloodshot red. Upon seeing that sliver of eye, the ‘man who hid Roscoe unleashes a tactile torrent of wrathful sass that simultaneously pushes Howie away and pulls him up to his feet.

“You done?” asks the slinger of the sass. Howie takes a moment to decide. Then…

“Yeah, I’m done. See you tomorrow, Jan.”

The door claps Howie on the ass hard. He takes a step towards the stairs, turns around, thinks about knocking and apologizing and asking for yet another chance and getting denied and getting his nose booped by the door after it’s slammed in his face and decides to shrug off the bullshit and just get walking. So there, Jhan. You win.

Each squeaky wooden tread crows louder than the last as Howie descends to Earth from his little dormitory of a studio apartment. Wuester isn’t a modern, hoppin’ and poppin’ town, he knew that before he moved here; if you don’t own a house then you either sleep outside or you find a veritable shithouse to rent. Or, what more and more frequently has been the case for Howie as of late, you find a hole in the ground somewhere, a cold, dark, dank little nook of a cranny where the locals wouldn’t be caught dead lookin’ unless they were gettin’ desperate to find what they were lookin’ for, in which case Howie would do whatever he could to help them. A desperate ‘man, whether that ‘man be a man or a woman, is always deserving of help, and if their situation truly is desperate then they’ll get that help they need, one way or another.

“They should,” Howie corrects himself as the slabs of pressure-treated wood between him and the soil paving the way he must walk diminishes one footfall at a time. “Desperate ‘mans should always get the help they need, so long as they really need it.” He stops on the last step and looks up at the apartment one more time. The light’s still on, he can see a prick of it through the peephole in the door, but all the blinds are down. The walls have all been built, and now Howie gets to pay for them.

“Boy, do I really need it…”

He slaps his right pocket then, and were Howie’s face to light up as literally as it does metaphorically, the sun would never need to rise again. There’s a full joint in his pants pocket, a perfectly rolled joint with a little bend in its belly but that’s okay, Howie’s got a bend in his belly too, and if he’s really lucky… yes! There’s a matchbook in his back pocket, what a beautiful night. What a beautiful world. What a beautiful life!

Howie “Hoots” McGee, two boots on the ground, their bootstraps pulled taught around the bottoms of his shins, walks confidently into the night. A wispy tendril of silver smoke rises in his wake.


Hello Commons, this has been the prologue of Flowers, a novel about a man who smokes the last of his pot.

Flowers is part of the Third Spiral, an anthology of sorts called The Here and Now which is comprised of stories told from the various planes of Existence.

Flowers is available to read for free in its entirety on my website. Click here to check it out.

I’ve written a few other books, too. Click here to see the list.

If you like Flowers and would like to help support my work, click here and buy an autographed copy of the book (or anything else!) from my store. Alternatively, you can snag a cheaper (and unsigned) copy from Amazon by clicking here.

Be well Commons~

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