15| Chapter 12: Horseshoe Trail Redux: Purple Bend – The 2020 Event |The Sideshows| (77/82)

15| Chapter 12:
Horseshoe Trail Redux: Purple Bend

The Brained Man Gives Chase

“Take a right up Purple Bend,” the brained says to the suited.

The suited man marches ahead. The brained man pursues.

The slope is rocky. Wide. The hub of all the old logging roads, the connection between the woodlands and reality. Purple Bend.

As they approach the bend in the trail, the brained man casts, “Do you want to know why it’s called Purple Bend?”

The suited man marches ahead, not saying a single word.

The brained man sprints off the trail and approaches a tree with widows made at the reach of its canopy. “There’s an antique glass doorknob, a purple knob, and it’s stuck in the dirt. The HOW, Hunter Owens Wallace, he put it here before he died.”

The brained man begins to clear the leaves.

“I remember it, I remember that I did it but I didn’t actually do it, he did it and I just remember, like the rock bridge.”

There’s no purple doorknob at the foot of the tree.

The suited man marched ahead. The brained man gives chase, and gets it right back.

They pause; the trail is cleared before them, all leaves parted to the sides. To the right is a bordered trail.

“Summer Stroll,” the brained man says, looking to the suited.

The suited man embarks on a summery stroll. The brained man follows.

Hello Commons, this has been chapter 12 of Boardtrip: Cans, Cannabis & The Hillside Commons, a smaller book hidden in the back of The 2020 Event |The Sideshows|, a satirical short story anthology about Existence and the universes that float within it. |The Sideshows| is the final book of the First Spiral, a longer story called The Highest One Writing.

The Highest One Writing is a story about an author told through the books he wrote. It starts with a self-help book and ends with the destruction of Existence. Also, it may or may not take you to the depths of insanity and back.

|The Sideshows| is available to read for free in its entirety on my website. Click here to check it out.

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If you’re there, hypothetical reader, thank you for being there. Be well Commons~

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