Can, Na, and Bis, You Bitch!
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If you thought Purple Bend was rocky, you’re a fucking dingbat, a’ight? The segment of Mountain Trail referred to as The Climb in the holy HOW scriptures is nothing short of a literal mountain, see, and we’re climbing it, and you’ve yet to make one goddamn mention of exhaustion nor complaint.
Honestly, I am impressed.
There’s this one tree, see, and it grows away from the mountain. Hell of an angle. Actual boulders are the only things keeping it rooted, right, and I’m lying on it like it’s a fucking mattress writing all of this in pencil on a single sheet of looseleaf paper. The hat’s on the ground, but I’ve still the hat on. See, the hat is a state of mind, one easily attained when the hat is placed on the head.
Even now, editing, the hat is on… but do I wear it?
Onward and upward, off we march towards this fate we both hope to burn.
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