Running: How To Torture Yourself And Enjoy It |The Unvictimized Edition|

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|Front Cover|Introduction|1|2|3|4|5|6|Conclusion|Appendix|Back Cover|

This is a work of fiction. All the characters, locations,
organizations, and events portrayed in this pamphlet are
either products of the author’s imagination, or are used

Or they’re just existential coincidences, in which case
there’s nothing I can do. The story’s the story; aside from these three
paragraphs, this book takes place in an extraneous universe.
A universe where our Universe isn’t real.

But it’s not meant to be taken seriously, so let’s go with it’s fictional.

|Series: W-63|Entry: 1|
|Genre(s): Satire, Self-Help|

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Copyright © 2020 by Hunter A. Wallace
All rights reserved.

To anyone, human or otherwise, who could use a little running in their life.


This book would not have been possible without the influence of many human beings. In fact, if any single event in my life up to this point had gone differently at all, this book may never have happened.

To all the humans, places, and things that have carried me to what I know as right here and right now, I thank you.


1| Running From My Problems
2| Why You Should Run
3| How To Run
4| Your Runner’s Log(s)
5| Into Some Minds Of Madness
6| Tricks Of The Trade