The 2020 Event |The Main Event|

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This is a work of fiction. All the characters, locations,
organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are
either products of the author’s imagination, or are used

Or they’re just existential coincidences, in which case there’s
nothing I can do. The story’s the story; aside from these three
paragraphs, this book takes place in an extraneous universe.
A universe where our Universe isn’t real.

But it’s not meant to be taken seriously, so let’s go with it’s fictional.

The 2020 Event
|The Main Event|

|Series: W-63|Entry: 4|
|Genre(s): Satire, Science Fiction|

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Copyright © 2020 by Hunter A. Wallace
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I’d like to thank the strange life I’m currently living; it’s taught me, beyond any reasonable doubt, that reality is the greatest fiction ever scribed.


0| Prologue
1| I Dare You
2| A SMAK In The Face
3| Practice Makes Perfect
4| Welcome Home
5| Jack Monta
6| The Waiting Room
7| Space Drugs
8| Interspecies Mingling
9| An Extraterrestrial Invasion Of Earth
10| Breakfast
11| Dinner
12| Breakfast With Bigfoot
13| Psychotherapy
14| Coach Sends An Email
15| Planet Hymarc
16| A Rude Awakening
17| Purpose
18| What The Fuck?
19| The Hobo And The Prisoner
20| The Job Is Done
21| Existence Is Weird
22| Happy Birthday Jack Monta!
23| The Final Chapter
24| Epilogue