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Godspace: Inside The Box 2
I’m Tired

Jeff

“Hah there, ahm Della Ware, from Delaware. Nah, before you’s go sayin’ to me, Wit’ a name like ‘dat you should live in Massachusetts! well, ahm actually from Connecticut. Yah see, ah neva’ thought ah’d be slayin’ ‘deez dragons an’ slingin’ toast’ems fer a livin’, ye’ kno? But mah momma? Momma knew.”

“Uh.”

“But AH neva’ LISTENED. Wanna know why? Kuz MAMMA wuz a SCOOBA DIVAH. And YEW! Mista’ two leprechauns short of a full expresso, what stocks are YEW tryna’ moisturize before the whole fish market comes bubblin’ up on us?”

“WHAT IN YOUR NAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DELLA? ALL I WANT TO DO IS ORDER A BIG CHEESE WITH FRIES!”

“Well. That will be two dollahs an’ eighty-seven CENT, then. And, I must tell you, my name is Jeff. Geoffrey Vallgut Thomas, the one and only kaboose.”

Bill pays for his food and waits a moment, keeping his peepers trained to the ground as to avoid eye contact with the strange man who is mentally rearranging Bill’s face as I type. Tray in hand, Bill scurries over to a table, inhales his slop, throws the tray like a flying disk, and beats feet before it lands on the garbage can.

Fin