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Boardtrip
Cans, Cannabis & The Hillside Commons

Hunner


This is a work of insanity. All the characters, locations,
organizations, and events portrayed in this mad scrawl are
either products of the author’s imagination, or are used
fictitiously.

Or they’re just existential coincidences, in which case there’s
nothing I can do. The story’s the story; aside from these three
paragraphs, this book takes place in an extraneous universe.
A universe where our Universe isn’t real.

But it’s not meant to be taken seriously, so let’s go with it’s fictional.

Boardtrip
Cans, Cannabis & The Hillside Commons

|Series: M-63|Entry: 5|
|Genre(s): Satire, Travel|

A product of The Koppiey Company

Copyright © 2020 by Hunter A. Wallace
All rights reserved.


To Mary Jane


Acknowledgements

I’d like to thank my favorite of the Psychedelic deities, Mary Jane of the Cannabis, for walking with me in spirit whenever I set fire to any iteration of Her physical form.


Contents

1| Forward
2| Preface: Full Tilt
I| Cans
3| Chapter 1: Canstack
4| Chapter 2: The Road Part 1: Green’s Pond
II| Cannabis
5| Chapter 3: Horseshoe Trail
6| Chapter 4: The Dirtbiker’s Trail: Rockstacks
7| Chapter 4.5: The Unmarked Trail
8| Chapter 5: Snake Eye Junction
9| Chapter 6: Mountain Trail Part 1: The Bog
10| Chapter 7: Mountain Trail Part 2: The Climb
III| The Hillside Commons
11| Chapter 8: The True Commons
12| Chapter 9: The Mountain Trail Part 3: The Descent
13| Chapter 10: The Unmarked Trail (cont’d)
14| Chapter 11: The Hillside Commons
15| Chapter 12: Horseshoe Trail Redux: Purple Bend
16| Chapter 12.33: Summer Stroll East
17| Chapter 12.67: Summer Stroll South
18| Chapter 13: The Road Part 2 (feat. Mother)