This is a work of twisted motivation. The pivotal character, Footsie The Running Shoe, is not real, and he will not crawl out from underneath your bed in order to take on his Tremendous Form whilst you sleep. Everything Footsie does, says, and radiates is entirely fictional.
Furthermore, please do not be offended by the language Footsie chooses to use. His words are his own, and do not reflect the views of anybody – at least, I sure hope they don’t. We live in a dark world, but it doesn’t need to be pitch black.
Finally, even though I actually was a running coach, I do not claim to be an expert, nor do I claim to know anything about the grand sport of running; that said, if Footsie happens to offer you any running advice, I did not give it to him, and if I were you, I would not take said advice without a whole refillable shaker of salt.
And preferably a full one, at that.
The Abusive Runner’s Log
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